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  <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:34:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>haiku of noyzboy --&amp;gt;</title>
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  <description>must join goblinko&lt;br /&gt;noyzboyhaiku dot blogspot&lt;br /&gt;so long see you there</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:53:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of African Child Witches</title>
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  <description>you know who they are&lt;br /&gt;many have traits that stand out&lt;br /&gt;they don&apos;t act like us&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;show us stubbornness&lt;br /&gt;learning disabilities&lt;br /&gt;autism and such&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;they can take the blame &lt;br /&gt;being the cause of illness&lt;br /&gt;death and destruction&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;system of belief&lt;br /&gt;spread by the community&lt;br /&gt;christians won&apos;t help them&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;run away from home&lt;br /&gt;stay with similar victims&lt;br /&gt;unfairly accused</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 19:06:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Abu Muhammed al-Maqdisi</title>
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  <description>if not for tyrants&lt;br /&gt;the scented people would flock&lt;br /&gt;across all borders&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;our feckless rulers&lt;br /&gt;spurn the jihadi clerics&lt;br /&gt;to no one&apos;s surprise&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;no time like present&lt;br /&gt;to stop reproaching allies&lt;br /&gt;solidarity&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;neglecting to speak&lt;br /&gt;one of the main reasons for&lt;br /&gt;enemies&apos; ascent&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;glittering slogans&lt;br /&gt;blind people to strategies&lt;br /&gt;path of criminals&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;bloodshed in gaza&lt;br /&gt;death to army of islam&lt;br /&gt;brought joy to the jews&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;selling out our faith&lt;br /&gt;cozying up to tyrants&lt;br /&gt;misleading muslims&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;stop hindering those&lt;br /&gt;who fight under our banner&lt;br /&gt;no god but allah</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 21:26:42 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Al-Shabaab</title>
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  <description>to all those people&lt;br /&gt;relaxing, having good food&lt;br /&gt;still sitting at home&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;watching the teevee&lt;br /&gt;seeing people being killed&lt;br /&gt;safe within your home&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;brothers and sisters&lt;br /&gt;being murdered in our land&lt;br /&gt;how can you stay home&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;real jihad is sweet&lt;br /&gt;your jihad hypocrisy&lt;br /&gt;not leaving your home&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;get up off your ass&lt;br /&gt;join in with us in Jihad&lt;br /&gt;for somalia&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and then with your help&lt;br /&gt;we&apos;ll exterminate the west&lt;br /&gt;yes inshallah</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:23:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Maher Hamoud</title>
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  <description>for the world today&lt;br /&gt;there&apos;s no distinction between&lt;br /&gt;sunnis and shiites&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in beirut suburbs&lt;br /&gt;baghdad, kabul, and gaza&lt;br /&gt;the party of god&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a sword is brandished&lt;br /&gt;against the americans&lt;br /&gt;who support the jews&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;even arab thrones&lt;br /&gt;who carry out their wishes&lt;br /&gt;confront hizbullah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ahmaq abu ghaet&lt;br /&gt;talking a lot of nonsense&lt;br /&gt;shedding not a tear&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wherever displaced&lt;br /&gt;of the world are to be found&lt;br /&gt;we are the party&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we who demonstrate&lt;br /&gt;shout slogans and raise banners&lt;br /&gt;make our voices heard&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;where there is someone&lt;br /&gt;who has nothing but a shoe &lt;br /&gt;to express his faith</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 09:26:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of OJ Simpson</title>
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  <description>OJ rocks my world&lt;br /&gt; Freshly squeezed and on the rocks&lt;br /&gt;My guilty pleasure&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wonder if K-Fed&lt;br /&gt; Will read Juice’s guide&lt;br /&gt;So he can  “Spear” his own problem?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not that I did it&lt;br /&gt; But here’s how it went down, see&lt;br /&gt; –Hypothetically&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still on my T V &lt;br /&gt;Your stalker has failed us&lt;br /&gt;This juice is rancid&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As Johnny C. said&lt;br /&gt; If the black glove does not fit &lt;br /&gt;Cash the book sales checks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Three point five million?!?&lt;br /&gt; Damn, if i had me a wife&lt;br /&gt; I’d kill the bitch too&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A whole day for you&lt;br /&gt; To watch Top Gun and Cocktail?&lt;br /&gt; Jesus fucking Christ</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:27:14 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of James David Manning</title>
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  <description>Liberal white folks&lt;br /&gt;Found themselves a good negro&lt;br /&gt;Barack Obama&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was born as trash&lt;br /&gt;African father went for&lt;br /&gt;Caucasian woman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be a good negro&lt;br /&gt;Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton&lt;br /&gt;We&apos;ll vote for you, too&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sit down and shut up&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t ask for anything else&lt;br /&gt;You can have some crumbs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Liberal white folks&lt;br /&gt;So politically correct&lt;br /&gt;Call me a racist&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When they say racist&lt;br /&gt;The mealy mouthed white people&lt;br /&gt;Really mean nigger&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The future famine&lt;br /&gt;Eggshell soup and pigeon poop&lt;br /&gt;If you don&apos;t believe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A new day will come&lt;br /&gt;There will be bread in my house&lt;br /&gt;Speak not against me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jail is what they do&lt;br /&gt;To people who try to lead&lt;br /&gt;In the name of God&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Martin Luther King,&lt;br /&gt;Jesse Jackson, Malcolm X,&lt;br /&gt;John, Paul, and Jesus&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t trust anyone&lt;br /&gt;Who has never been in jail&lt;br /&gt;To be your leader</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:23:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of John Zerzan</title>
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  <description>primitive humans&lt;br /&gt;lived a non oppressive life&lt;br /&gt;closeness to nature&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;now society&lt;br /&gt;is built on a sense of lack&lt;br /&gt;miserable world&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;how can you reject &lt;br /&gt;authoritarian ways&lt;br /&gt;which side are you on&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pretentious pastimes&lt;br /&gt;bohemian schizfluxers&lt;br /&gt;nihilo aesthetes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anarchy talk show&lt;br /&gt;on KWVA&lt;br /&gt;tuesdays 9 to 10</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:54:12 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of David Foster Wallace</title>
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  <description>... Consider The Lobster ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lobster used to be&lt;br /&gt;Eaten only by the poor&lt;br /&gt;Not men of free will&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now lobster is posh&lt;br /&gt;On the expensive part of&lt;br /&gt;Chain steak house menu&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lobster&apos;s appeal&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s the freshest food there is&lt;br /&gt;You boil them alive&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Standing at the stove&lt;br /&gt;It is hard to deny that &lt;br /&gt;The lobster suffers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is it all right to&lt;br /&gt;Cook this living creature for&lt;br /&gt;Our eating pleasure?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... On College Commencement ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Old fish asks young fish:&lt;br /&gt;Good morning, how&apos;s the water?&lt;br /&gt;One says: what&apos;s water?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Real education&lt;br /&gt;Learn to be well adjusted&lt;br /&gt;Know what you&apos;re doing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Simple awareness&lt;br /&gt;What is real and essential&lt;br /&gt;Hidden in plain sight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... On the Road with McCain2000 ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My friends, I&apos;m running&lt;br /&gt;Not just to be somebody&lt;br /&gt;But to do something&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People are cheering&lt;br /&gt;Not for him but for how good&lt;br /&gt;It feels to believe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is hypocrisy&lt;br /&gt;Just a critical way of&lt;br /&gt;Saying paradox?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Salesman or leader&lt;br /&gt;Or maybe neither or both&lt;br /&gt;Depends on your heart</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:55:14 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Charles Manson</title>
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  <description>if you heard the truth&lt;br /&gt;and did something about it&lt;br /&gt;who would take the blame?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;imprisoned leader&lt;br /&gt;could not be the one to cause&lt;br /&gt;problems of the world&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;let them cut the trees&lt;br /&gt;and do nothing about it&lt;br /&gt;they will cut some more&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;they will keep going&lt;br /&gt;until you have sold the air,&lt;br /&gt;water, and wildlife&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;peace and love and fear&lt;br /&gt;not easy to understand&lt;br /&gt;the difference between&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you best check yourself&lt;br /&gt;there&apos;s no head or will above&lt;br /&gt;money is your god</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:50:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Slavoj Zizek</title>
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  <description>The core of my work&lt;br /&gt;German idealism&lt;br /&gt;Reactualized&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The truth of something&lt;br /&gt;Is always outside of it&lt;br /&gt;Who we are elsewhere&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Every word is a&lt;br /&gt;Gravestone marking the absence&lt;br /&gt;Of what it stands for&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The rule of the law&lt;br /&gt;Inherent unruliness&lt;br /&gt;Prohibition code&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We all disavow&lt;br /&gt;Demise of the big Other&lt;br /&gt;Collective falsehood&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Outright cynicist&lt;br /&gt;Return of the big Other&lt;br /&gt;Unseen string puller</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:12:49 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Veitnam Rejoice!</title>
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  <description>A few months ago &lt;br /&gt;I moved to the big city&lt;br /&gt;To help my career&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boy what a surprise&lt;br /&gt;Just too much of everything&lt;br /&gt;Tough choices to make&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Got nice place to live&lt;br /&gt;Settled into work ok&lt;br /&gt;And found some new friends&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Needed confidence&lt;br /&gt;Needed more than potential&lt;br /&gt;What reassurance?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Girl from countryside&lt;br /&gt;She can make her dreams come true&lt;br /&gt;With a little help&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It starts with your hair&lt;br /&gt;To shampoo with confidence&lt;br /&gt;Vietnam Rejoice!</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 06:23:52 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku Battle of MuddButt</title>
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  <description>First line of many&lt;br /&gt;My challenge to you is this:&lt;br /&gt;Balls deep in gravy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Balls deep in gravy&lt;br /&gt;Humping a sausage patty&lt;br /&gt;Banned from Bob Evans&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Banned from Bob Evans&lt;br /&gt;Gimme my bobble-head back&lt;br /&gt;Yours truly, The Juice&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yours truly, The Juice&lt;br /&gt;Wrote the chlamydia sap&lt;br /&gt;Now you have the clap&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now you have the clap&lt;br /&gt;I got it from the corpse of&lt;br /&gt;Ernest Hemingway&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ernest Hemingway&lt;br /&gt;A fishing lure and some dope&lt;br /&gt;What&apos;s in your wallet?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What&apos;s in your wallet?&lt;br /&gt;No viking uses condoms&lt;br /&gt;Unrestrained boners&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unrestrained boners,&lt;br /&gt;Ladyboys and elephants&lt;br /&gt;Welcome to Thailand&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Welcome to Thailand&lt;br /&gt;Stick this curry up your ass&lt;br /&gt;Got you good, Fucker</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Kiwi Gearheads</title>
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  <description>I love my iPhone&lt;br /&gt; It is so black and shiny&lt;br /&gt; I want to touch it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Surfing the Net is&lt;br /&gt; Really slow on Telecom’s &lt;br /&gt;ADSL plan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thumbs hurt, wrists hurt, eyes&lt;br /&gt; hurt, brain hurts, must stop playing &lt;br /&gt;This Grand Theft Auto.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What’s the answer, friend?&lt;br /&gt; I don’t know. Why don’t you put&lt;br /&gt; it in the Google?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Smell of new plastic&lt;br /&gt; Untying those little cords &lt;br /&gt;I love unboxing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Impatient teenager&lt;br /&gt; Hectors me by phone.&lt;br /&gt; Hewlett Packard help desk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are blog threads full&lt;br /&gt; Of hypocracy and misspellings? &lt;br /&gt;Definatley.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the pedant is forced&lt;br /&gt; to sigh at the word haiku’s&lt;br /&gt; pluralisation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who started printing&lt;br /&gt; all of these colouring sheets?&lt;br /&gt; Damn three year old boy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Really, I leave him,&lt;br /&gt; for two minutes and he starts&lt;br /&gt; clicking “PRINT” 10 times!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A file that big? &lt;br /&gt;It might be very useful. &lt;br /&gt;But now it is gone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The code was willing,&lt;br /&gt; It considered your request, &lt;br /&gt;But the chips were weak.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Control, alt, delete&lt;br /&gt; Why must I punch this sequence&lt;br /&gt; Oh! Blue screen of death</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 07:16:26 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Ragnar Redbeard (and Sean Goblin)</title>
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  <description>i am in meetings&lt;br /&gt;bureaucratic stuff like this&lt;br /&gt;throbbing in my head&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i deny all things&lt;br /&gt;i project into their minds&lt;br /&gt;i question all things&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;civilization&lt;br /&gt;only outcome of progress&lt;br /&gt;is hysteria&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;government and law&lt;br /&gt;alas their ripened harvests&lt;br /&gt;are men without sap&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;grandest productions&lt;br /&gt;of faiths and literatures&lt;br /&gt;hordes of faithful slaves&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sterilized women&lt;br /&gt;evolution and culture&lt;br /&gt;noxious blossoms&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a caitiff race&lt;br /&gt;with rottenness in its bones&lt;br /&gt;the enlightenment&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;argue with people&lt;br /&gt;you watch as they get rattled&lt;br /&gt;i get rattled too</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:20:17 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Rod Parsley</title>
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  <description>word revealed to man&lt;br /&gt;father son holy spirit&lt;br /&gt;only one true god&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;he came to save man&lt;br /&gt;virgin birth of jesus christ&lt;br /&gt;offering his blood&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;death of the body&lt;br /&gt;all mankind is subject to&lt;br /&gt;original sin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;jesus will return&lt;br /&gt;providing for the faithful&lt;br /&gt;everlasting life&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;for non believers&lt;br /&gt;everlasting damnation&lt;br /&gt;the lost of spirit</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:22:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Joyce Meyer</title>
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  <description>the holy bible&lt;br /&gt;it contains every answer&lt;br /&gt;to mankind&apos;s problems&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;god loves all people&lt;br /&gt;he reaches out to the poor&lt;br /&gt;heals broken hearted&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sin and salvation&lt;br /&gt;spend eternity with god&lt;br /&gt;jesus will return&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sanctification&lt;br /&gt;allowing god&apos;s character&lt;br /&gt;to develop in us&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dunking in water&lt;br /&gt;the way of the believers&lt;br /&gt;to be one with god&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hell is a real place&lt;br /&gt;permanent separation&lt;br /&gt;from talking with god</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:58:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Joel Osteen</title>
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  <description>god wants you to live&lt;br /&gt;a life of prosperity &lt;br /&gt;not of poverty&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;no bible for me&lt;br /&gt;just showing folks how to live&lt;br /&gt;everyday lives&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you should pay your bills&lt;br /&gt;live in health not in sickness &lt;br /&gt;send kids to college &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;stand straight and upright &lt;br /&gt;smile on purpose to succeed&lt;br /&gt;live abundantly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;how to help the poor&lt;br /&gt;just encourage people not &lt;br /&gt;to be one of them</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:42:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Puneet Sabhlok</title>
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  <description>catchy name to sell&lt;br /&gt;indian food in mumbai&lt;br /&gt;hitlers cross cafe</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:29:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Page Not Found</title>
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  <description>this page is not here&lt;br /&gt;like plum blossoms in the wind&lt;br /&gt;existence is fake</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:22:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Ismail Ax</title>
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  <description>you have raped my soul&lt;br /&gt;you have vandalized my heart&lt;br /&gt;you torched my conscience&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;your cars and baubles&lt;br /&gt;trust funds and debaucheries&lt;br /&gt;vodka and cognac&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;everything you have&lt;br /&gt;fills your hedonistic needs&lt;br /&gt;but still not enough&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i could have just left&lt;br /&gt;i didn&apos;t have to do it&lt;br /&gt;i could have just fled&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;for all those you fucked&lt;br /&gt;i am no longer running&lt;br /&gt;i did it for them</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:49:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Gene Ray</title>
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  <description>cyclop perspective&lt;br /&gt;taught android mentality&lt;br /&gt;lobotomized brain&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;singularity scholar&lt;br /&gt;eat cow dung ambrosia&lt;br /&gt;acknowledge the math&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;clock faces are wrong&lt;br /&gt;greenwich mean time is a lie&lt;br /&gt;cubelessness nonsense&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;students will awake&lt;br /&gt;from academic stupor&lt;br /&gt;and seek their revenge</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 19:11:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Jihad</title>
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  <description>shame on betrayers&lt;br /&gt;who have forsaken your faith&lt;br /&gt;why are you sitting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;whose side are you on&lt;br /&gt;in the latest civil war&lt;br /&gt;sunni or shiha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when brave knight enters&lt;br /&gt;parliamentarian apes&lt;br /&gt;cry and scream in terror&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what were they thinking&lt;br /&gt;the arrows of righteousness	&lt;br /&gt;kidnapped the krauses</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:28:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Toyama Koichi</title>
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  <description>i despise you all&lt;br /&gt;people who have supported&lt;br /&gt;this fucked up country&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you foolish voters&lt;br /&gt;who dream of reform or change&lt;br /&gt;nothing will be solved&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;elections are just&lt;br /&gt;festivals for the fat cats&lt;br /&gt;they won&apos;t change a thing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the minority&lt;br /&gt;no longer ask anything&lt;br /&gt;such a sorry state&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we must abandon&lt;br /&gt;this detestable nation&lt;br /&gt;scrap and scrap and scrap&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;look at my posters&lt;br /&gt;hear my terrifying plans&lt;br /&gt;give me a phone call</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:37:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haiku of Kurt Vonnegut</title>
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  <description>the meaning of life&lt;br /&gt;we&apos;re on earth to fart around&lt;br /&gt;one day at a time&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;kindness to others&lt;br /&gt;if this isn&apos;t nice what is&lt;br /&gt;how to get along&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;saints are all around&lt;br /&gt;people acting decently&lt;br /&gt;in a world gone mad&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;music makes you free&lt;br /&gt;the life you know is ending&lt;br /&gt;practice once a night&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;some of our people&lt;br /&gt;are richer than whole countries&lt;br /&gt;they run everything&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;no shoes at airport&lt;br /&gt;terrorists hate smell of feet&lt;br /&gt;now we can feel safe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;addicted to oil&lt;br /&gt;george bush is a plagiarist&lt;br /&gt;i ought to sue him&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;jesus used to be&lt;br /&gt;so merciful and loving&lt;br /&gt;now he&apos;s just a brand</description>
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