urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy nöyzböy nöyzböy 2009-06-09T00:34:06Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:9883 2009-06-09T00:34:06Z 2009-06-09T00:34:06Z must join goblinko<br />noyzboyhaiku dot blogspot<br />so long see you there urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:9516 2009-06-03T05:53:45Z 2009-06-08T19:10:27Z you know who they are<br />many have traits that stand out<br />they don't act like us<br /><br />show us stubbornness<br />learning disabilities<br />autism and such<br /><br />they can take the blame <br />being the cause of illness<br />death and destruction<br /><br />system of belief<br />spread by the community<br />christians won't help them<br /><br />run away from home<br />stay with similar victims<br />unfairly accused urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:9199 2009-05-28T19:06:48Z 2009-05-28T19:39:37Z if not for tyrants<br />the scented people would flock<br />across all borders<br /><br />our feckless rulers<br />spurn the jihadi clerics<br />to no one's surprise<br /><br />no time like present<br />to stop reproaching allies<br />solidarity<br /><br />neglecting to speak<br />one of the main reasons for<br />enemies' ascent<br /><br />glittering slogans<br />blind people to strategies<br />path of criminals<br /> <br />bloodshed in gaza<br />death to army of islam<br />brought joy to the jews<br /><br />selling out our faith<br />cozying up to tyrants<br />misleading muslims<br /><br />stop hindering those<br />who fight under our banner<br />no god but allah urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:8899 2009-05-02T21:26:42Z 2009-05-29T01:17:06Z to all those people<br />relaxing, having good food<br />still sitting at home<br /><br />watching the teevee<br />seeing people being killed<br />safe within your home<br /><br />brothers and sisters<br />being murdered in our land<br />how can you stay home<br /><br />real jihad is sweet<br />your jihad hypocrisy<br />not leaving your home<br /><br />get up off your ass<br />join in with us in Jihad<br />for somalia<br /><br />and then with your help<br />we'll exterminate the west<br />yes inshallah urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:8521 2009-01-13T10:23:11Z 2009-05-28T19:37:53Z for the world today<br />there's no distinction between<br />sunnis and shiites<br /><br />in beirut suburbs<br />baghdad, kabul, and gaza<br />the party of god<br /><br />a sword is brandished<br />against the americans<br />who support the jews<br /><br />even arab thrones<br />who carry out their wishes<br />confront hizbullah<br /><br />ahmaq abu ghaet<br />talking a lot of nonsense<br />shedding not a tear<br /><br />wherever displaced<br />of the world are to be found<br />we are the party<br /><br />we who demonstrate<br />shout slogans and raise banners<br />make our voices heard<br /><br />where there is someone<br />who has nothing but a shoe <br />to express his faith urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:8404 2009-01-07T09:26:04Z 2009-01-07T09:26:04Z OJ rocks my world<br />
Freshly squeezed and on the rocks<br />My guilty pleasure<br /><br />Wonder if K-Fed<br />
Will read Juice’s guide<br />So he can 
“Spear” his own problem?<br /><br />Not that I did it<br />
But here’s how it went down, see<br />
–Hypothetically<br /><br />Still on my T V
<br />Your stalker has failed us<br />This juice is rancid<br /><br />As Johnny C. said<br />
If the black glove does not fit
<br />Cash the book sales checks<br /><br />Three point five million?!?<br />
Damn, if i had me a wife<br />
I’d kill the bitch too<br /><br />A whole day for you<br />
To watch Top Gun and Cocktail?<br />
Jesus fucking Christ urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:8014 2008-11-12T05:27:14Z 2008-11-12T06:47:29Z Liberal white folks<br />Found themselves a good negro<br />Barack Obama<br /><br />He was born as trash<br />African father went for<br />Caucasian woman<br /><br />Be a good negro<br />Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton<br />We'll vote for you, too<br /><br /><br /><br />Sit down and shut up<br />Don't ask for anything else<br />You can have some crumbs<br /><br /><br /><br />Liberal white folks<br />So politically correct<br />Call me a racist<br /><br />When they say racist<br />The mealy mouthed white people<br />Really mean nigger<br /><br /><br /><br />The future famine<br />Eggshell soup and pigeon poop<br />If you don't believe<br /><br />A new day will come<br />There will be bread in my house<br />Speak not against me<br /><br /><br /><br />Jail is what they do<br />To people who try to lead<br />In the name of God<br /><br />Martin Luther King,<br />Jesse Jackson, Malcolm X,<br />John, Paul, and Jesus<br /><br />Don't trust anyone<br />Who has never been in jail<br />To be your leader urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:7734 2008-11-10T20:23:47Z 2008-11-10T20:23:47Z primitive humans<br />lived a non oppressive life<br />closeness to nature<br /><br />now society<br />is built on a sense of lack<br />miserable world<br /><br />how can you reject <br />authoritarian ways<br />which side are you on<br /><br />pretentious pastimes<br />bohemian schizfluxers<br />nihilo aesthetes<br /><br />anarchy talk show<br />on KWVA<br />tuesdays 9 to 10 urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:7639 2008-10-18T23:54:12Z 2008-10-20T06:55:17Z ... Consider The Lobster ...<br /><br />Lobster used to be<br />Eaten only by the poor<br />Not men of free will<br /><br />Now lobster is posh<br />On the expensive part of<br />Chain steak house menu<br /><br />The lobster's appeal<br />It's the freshest food there is<br />You boil them alive<br /><br />Standing at the stove<br />It is hard to deny that <br />The lobster suffers<br /><br />Is it all right to<br />Cook this living creature for<br />Our eating pleasure?<br /><br /><br />... On College Commencement ...<br /><br /><br />Old fish asks young fish:<br />Good morning, how's the water?<br />One says: what's water?<br /><br />Real education<br />Learn to be well adjusted<br />Know what you're doing<br /><br />Simple awareness<br />What is real and essential<br />Hidden in plain sight<br /><br /><br />... On the Road with McCain2000 ...<br /><br /><br />My friends, I'm running<br />Not just to be somebody<br />But to do something<br /><br />People are cheering<br />Not for him but for how good<br />It feels to believe<br /><br />Is hypocrisy<br />Just a critical way of<br />Saying paradox?<br /><br />Salesman or leader<br />Or maybe neither or both<br />Depends on your heart urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:6950 2008-10-06T18:55:14Z 2008-10-06T18:55:14Z if you heard the truth<br />and did something about it<br />who would take the blame?<br /><br />imprisoned leader<br />could not be the one to cause<br />problems of the world<br /><br />let them cut the trees<br />and do nothing about it<br />they will cut some more<br /><br />they will keep going<br />until you have sold the air,<br />water, and wildlife<br /><br />peace and love and fear<br />not easy to understand<br />the difference between<br /><br />you best check yourself<br />there's no head or will above<br />money is your god urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:6692 2008-10-04T22:50:33Z 2008-10-04T22:50:33Z The core of my work<br />German idealism<br />Reactualized<br /><br />The truth of something<br />Is always outside of it<br />Who we are elsewhere<br /><br />Every word is a<br />Gravestone marking the absence<br />Of what it stands for<br /><br />The rule of the law<br />Inherent unruliness<br />Prohibition code<br /><br />We all disavow<br />Demise of the big Other<br />Collective falsehood<br /><br />Outright cynicist<br />Return of the big Other<br />Unseen string puller urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:6554 2008-09-30T08:12:49Z 2008-09-30T08:53:27Z A few months ago <br />I moved to the big city<br />To help my career<br /><br />Boy what a surprise<br />Just too much of everything<br />Tough choices to make<br /><br />Got nice place to live<br />Settled into work ok<br />And found some new friends<br /><br />Needed confidence<br />Needed more than potential<br />What reassurance?<br /><br />Girl from countryside<br />She can make her dreams come true<br />With a little help<br /><br />It starts with your hair<br />To shampoo with confidence<br />Vietnam Rejoice! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:6266 2008-09-16T06:23:52Z 2008-09-16T06:23:52Z First line of many<br />My challenge to you is this:<br />Balls deep in gravy<br /><br />Balls deep in gravy<br />Humping a sausage patty<br />Banned from Bob Evans<br /><br />Banned from Bob Evans<br />Gimme my bobble-head back<br />Yours truly, The Juice<br /><br />Yours truly, The Juice<br />Wrote the chlamydia sap<br />Now you have the clap<br /><br />Now you have the clap<br />I got it from the corpse of<br />Ernest Hemingway<br /><br />Ernest Hemingway<br />A fishing lure and some dope<br />What's in your wallet?<br /><br />What's in your wallet?<br />No viking uses condoms<br />Unrestrained boners<br /><br />Unrestrained boners,<br />Ladyboys and elephants<br />Welcome to Thailand<br /><br />Welcome to Thailand<br />Stick this curry up your ass<br />Got you good, Fucker urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:6121 2008-09-13T20:55:20Z 2008-09-13T20:55:20Z I love my iPhone<br />
It is so black and shiny<br />
I want to touch it<br /><br />Surfing the Net is<br />
Really slow on Telecom’s
<br />ADSL plan<br /><br />Thumbs hurt, wrists hurt, eyes<br />
hurt, brain hurts, must stop playing
<br />This Grand Theft Auto.<br /><br />What’s the answer, friend?<br />
I don’t know. Why don’t you put<br />
it in the Google?<br /><br />Smell of new plastic<br />
Untying those little cords
<br />I love unboxing<br /><br />Impatient teenager<br />
Hectors me by phone.<br />
Hewlett Packard help desk.<br /><br />Are blog threads full<br />
Of hypocracy and misspellings?
<br />Definatley.<br /><br />the pedant is forced<br />
to sigh at the word haiku’s<br />
pluralisation<br /><br /><br />Who started printing<br />
all of these colouring sheets?<br />
Damn three year old boy!<br /><br />Really, I leave him,<br />
for two minutes and he starts<br />
clicking “PRINT” 10 times!<br /><br /><br />A file that big?
<br />It might be very useful.
<br />But now it is gone.<br /><br />The code was willing,<br />
It considered your request,
<br />But the chips were weak.<br /><br />Control, alt, delete<br />
Why must I punch this sequence<br />
Oh! Blue screen of death urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:5635 2008-09-13T07:16:26Z 2008-09-14T03:17:51Z i am in meetings<br />bureaucratic stuff like this<br />throbbing in my head<br /><br /><br /><br />i deny all things<br />i project into their minds<br />i question all things<br /><br />civilization<br />only outcome of progress<br />is hysteria<br /><br />government and law<br />alas their ripened harvests<br />are men without sap<br /><br />grandest productions<br />of faiths and literatures<br />hordes of faithful slaves<br /><br />sterilized women<br />evolution and culture<br />noxious blossoms<br /><br />a caitiff race<br />with rottenness in its bones<br />the enlightenment<br /><br /><br /><br />argue with people<br />you watch as they get rattled<br />i get rattled too urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:5599 2008-09-08T01:20:17Z 2008-09-08T01:21:04Z word revealed to man<br />father son holy spirit<br />only one true god<br /><br />he came to save man<br />virgin birth of jesus christ<br />offering his blood<br /><br />death of the body<br />all mankind is subject to<br />original sin<br /><br />jesus will return<br />providing for the faithful<br />everlasting life<br /><br />for non believers<br />everlasting damnation<br />the lost of spirit urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:5357 2008-09-07T02:22:39Z 2008-09-07T02:28:54Z the holy bible<br />it contains every answer<br />to mankind's problems<br /><br />god loves all people<br />he reaches out to the poor<br />heals broken hearted<br /><br />sin and salvation<br />spend eternity with god<br />jesus will return<br /><br />sanctification<br />allowing god's character<br />to develop in us<br /><br />dunking in water<br />the way of the believers<br />to be one with god<br /><br />hell is a real place<br />permanent separation<br />from talking with god urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:5107 2008-09-03T07:58:58Z 2008-09-03T08:00:25Z god wants you to live<br />a life of prosperity <br />not of poverty<br /><br />no bible for me<br />just showing folks how to live<br />everyday lives<br /><br />you should pay your bills<br />live in health not in sickness <br />send kids to college <br /><br />stand straight and upright <br />smile on purpose to succeed<br />live abundantly<br /><br />how to help the poor<br />just encourage people not <br />to be one of them urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:4680 2008-09-02T16:42:35Z 2008-09-02T16:42:35Z catchy name to sell<br />indian food in mumbai<br />hitlers cross cafe urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:4538 2008-09-02T05:29:13Z 2008-09-02T05:33:41Z this page is not here<br />like plum blossoms in the wind<br />existence is fake urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:4327 2007-04-20T18:22:23Z 2007-04-20T18:22:23Z you have raped my soul<br />you have vandalized my heart<br />you torched my conscience<br /><br />your cars and baubles<br />trust funds and debaucheries<br />vodka and cognac<br /><br />everything you have<br />fills your hedonistic needs<br />but still not enough<br /><br />i could have just left<br />i didn't have to do it<br />i could have just fled<br /><br />for all those you fucked<br />i am no longer running<br />i did it for them urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:3927 2007-04-18T06:49:09Z 2007-04-18T06:49:09Z cyclop perspective<br />taught android mentality<br />lobotomized brain<br /><br />singularity scholar<br />eat cow dung ambrosia<br />acknowledge the math<br /><br />clock faces are wrong<br />greenwich mean time is a lie<br />cubelessness nonsense<br /><br />students will awake<br />from academic stupor<br />and seek their revenge urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:3630 2007-04-14T19:11:20Z 2007-04-14T19:11:20Z shame on betrayers<br />who have forsaken your faith<br />why are you sitting<br /><br />whose side are you on<br />in the latest civil war<br />sunni or shiha<br /><br />when brave knight enters<br />parliamentarian apes<br />cry and scream in terror<br /><br />what were they thinking<br />the arrows of righteousness <br />kidnapped the krauses urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:3367 2007-04-14T07:28:32Z 2007-04-14T07:28:32Z i despise you all<br />people who have supported<br />this fucked up country<br /><br />you foolish voters<br />who dream of reform or change<br />nothing will be solved<br /><br />elections are just<br />festivals for the fat cats<br />they won't change a thing<br /><br />the minority<br />no longer ask anything<br />such a sorry state<br /><br />we must abandon<br />this detestable nation<br />scrap and scrap and scrap<br /><br />look at my posters<br />hear my terrifying plans<br />give me a phone call urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noyzboy:3203 2007-04-14T06:37:43Z 2007-04-14T06:37:43Z the meaning of life<br />we're on earth to fart around<br />one day at a time<br /><br />kindness to others<br />if this isn't nice what is<br />how to get along<br /><br />saints are all around<br />people acting decently<br />in a world gone mad<br /><br />music makes you free<br />the life you know is ending<br />practice once a night<br /><br />some of our people<br />are richer than whole countries<br />they run everything<br /><br />no shoes at airport<br />terrorists hate smell of feet<br />now we can feel safe<br /><br />addicted to oil<br />george bush is a plagiarist<br />i ought to sue him<br /><br />jesus used to be<br />so merciful and loving<br />now he's just a brand