| Monday, June 8th, 2009 |
| 5:33 pm |
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| Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 |
| 10:53 pm |
Haiku of African Child Witches
you know who they are many have traits that stand out they don't act like us show us stubbornness learning disabilities autism and such they can take the blame being the cause of illness death and destruction system of belief spread by the community christians won't help them run away from home stay with similar victims unfairly accused |
| Thursday, May 28th, 2009 |
| 12:03 pm |
Haiku of Abu Muhammed al-Maqdisi
if not for tyrants the scented people would flock across all borders our feckless rulers spurn the jihadi clerics to no one's surprise no time like present to stop reproaching allies solidarity neglecting to speak one of the main reasons for enemies' ascent glittering slogans blind people to strategies path of criminals bloodshed in gaza death to army of islam brought joy to the jews selling out our faith cozying up to tyrants misleading muslims stop hindering those who fight under our banner no god but allah |
| Saturday, May 2nd, 2009 |
| 2:24 pm |
Haiku of Al-Shabaab
to all those people relaxing, having good food still sitting at home watching the teevee seeing people being killed safe within your home brothers and sisters being murdered in our land how can you stay home real jihad is sweet your jihad hypocrisy not leaving your home get up off your ass join in with us in Jihad for somalia and then with your help we'll exterminate the west yes inshallah |
| Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 |
| 2:14 am |
Haiku of Maher Hamoud
for the world today there's no distinction between sunnis and shiites in beirut suburbs baghdad, kabul, and gaza the party of god a sword is brandished against the americans who support the jews even arab thrones who carry out their wishes confront hizbullah ahmaq abu ghaet talking a lot of nonsense shedding not a tear wherever displaced of the world are to be found we are the party we who demonstrate shout slogans and raise banners make our voices heard where there is someone who has nothing but a shoe to express his faith |
| Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 |
| 1:10 am |
Haiku of OJ Simpson
OJ rocks my world
Freshly squeezed and on the rocks My guilty pleasure Wonder if K-Fed
Will read Juice’s guide So he can
“Spear” his own problem? Not that I did it
But here’s how it went down, see
–Hypothetically Still on my T V
Your stalker has failed us This juice is rancid As Johnny C. said
If the black glove does not fit
Cash the book sales checks Three point five million?!?
Damn, if i had me a wife
I’d kill the bitch too A whole day for you
To watch Top Gun and Cocktail?
Jesus fucking Christ |
| Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 |
| 9:24 pm |
Haiku of James David Manning
Liberal white folks Found themselves a good negro Barack Obama He was born as trash African father went for Caucasian woman Be a good negro Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton We'll vote for you, too Sit down and shut up Don't ask for anything else You can have some crumbs Liberal white folks So politically correct Call me a racist When they say racist The mealy mouthed white people Really mean nigger The future famine Eggshell soup and pigeon poop If you don't believe A new day will come There will be bread in my house Speak not against me Jail is what they do To people who try to lead In the name of God Martin Luther King, Jesse Jackson, Malcolm X, John, Paul, and Jesus Don't trust anyone Who has never been in jail To be your leader |
| Monday, November 10th, 2008 |
| 12:22 pm |
Haiku of John Zerzan
primitive humans lived a non oppressive life closeness to nature now society is built on a sense of lack miserable world how can you reject authoritarian ways which side are you on pretentious pastimes bohemian schizfluxers nihilo aesthetes anarchy talk show on KWVA tuesdays 9 to 10 |
| Saturday, October 18th, 2008 |
| 4:50 pm |
Haiku of David Foster Wallace
... Consider The Lobster ... Lobster used to be Eaten only by the poor Not men of free will Now lobster is posh On the expensive part of Chain steak house menu The lobster's appeal It's the freshest food there is You boil them alive Standing at the stove It is hard to deny that The lobster suffers Is it all right to Cook this living creature for Our eating pleasure? ... On College Commencement ... Old fish asks young fish: Good morning, how's the water? One says: what's water? Real education Learn to be well adjusted Know what you're doing Simple awareness What is real and essential Hidden in plain sight ... On the Road with McCain2000 ... My friends, I'm running Not just to be somebody But to do something People are cheering Not for him but for how good It feels to believe Is hypocrisy Just a critical way of Saying paradox? Salesman or leader Or maybe neither or both Depends on your heart |
| Monday, October 6th, 2008 |
| 11:53 am |
Haiku of Charles Manson
if you heard the truth and did something about it who would take the blame? imprisoned leader could not be the one to cause problems of the world let them cut the trees and do nothing about it they will cut some more they will keep going until you have sold the air, water, and wildlife peace and love and fear not easy to understand the difference between you best check yourself there's no head or will above money is your god |
| Saturday, October 4th, 2008 |
| 3:47 pm |
Haiku of Slavoj Zizek
The core of my work German idealism Reactualized The truth of something Is always outside of it Who we are elsewhere Every word is a Gravestone marking the absence Of what it stands for The rule of the law Inherent unruliness Prohibition code We all disavow Demise of the big Other Collective falsehood Outright cynicist Return of the big Other Unseen string puller |
| Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 |
| 1:11 am |
Haiku of Veitnam Rejoice!
A few months ago I moved to the big city To help my career Boy what a surprise Just too much of everything Tough choices to make Got nice place to live Settled into work ok And found some new friends Needed confidence Needed more than potential What reassurance? Girl from countryside She can make her dreams come true With a little help It starts with your hair To shampoo with confidence Vietnam Rejoice! |
| Monday, September 15th, 2008 |
| 11:21 pm |
Haiku Battle of MuddButt
First line of many My challenge to you is this: Balls deep in gravy Balls deep in gravy Humping a sausage patty Banned from Bob Evans Banned from Bob Evans Gimme my bobble-head back Yours truly, The Juice Yours truly, The Juice Wrote the chlamydia sap Now you have the clap Now you have the clap I got it from the corpse of Ernest Hemingway Ernest Hemingway A fishing lure and some dope What's in your wallet? What's in your wallet? No viking uses condoms Unrestrained boners Unrestrained boners, Ladyboys and elephants Welcome to Thailand Welcome to Thailand Stick this curry up your ass Got you good, Fucker |
| Saturday, September 13th, 2008 |
| 1:51 pm |
Haiku of Kiwi Gearheads
I love my iPhone
It is so black and shiny
I want to touch it Surfing the Net is
Really slow on Telecom’s
ADSL plan Thumbs hurt, wrists hurt, eyes
hurt, brain hurts, must stop playing
This Grand Theft Auto. What’s the answer, friend?
I don’t know. Why don’t you put
it in the Google? Smell of new plastic
Untying those little cords
I love unboxing Impatient teenager
Hectors me by phone.
Hewlett Packard help desk. Are blog threads full
Of hypocracy and misspellings?
Definatley. the pedant is forced
to sigh at the word haiku’s
pluralisation Who started printing
all of these colouring sheets?
Damn three year old boy! Really, I leave him,
for two minutes and he starts
clicking “PRINT” 10 times! A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone. The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak. Control, alt, delete
Why must I punch this sequence
Oh! Blue screen of death |
| 12:14 am |
Haiku of Ragnar Redbeard (and Sean Goblin)
i am in meetings bureaucratic stuff like this throbbing in my head i deny all things i project into their minds i question all things civilization only outcome of progress is hysteria government and law alas their ripened harvests are men without sap grandest productions of faiths and literatures hordes of faithful slaves sterilized women evolution and culture noxious blossoms a caitiff race with rottenness in its bones the enlightenment argue with people you watch as they get rattled i get rattled too |
| Sunday, September 7th, 2008 |
| 6:19 pm |
Haiku of Rod Parsley
word revealed to man father son holy spirit only one true god he came to save man virgin birth of jesus christ offering his blood death of the body all mankind is subject to original sin jesus will return providing for the faithful everlasting life for non believers everlasting damnation the lost of spirit |
| Saturday, September 6th, 2008 |
| 7:17 pm |
Haiku of Joyce Meyer
the holy bible it contains every answer to mankind's problems god loves all people he reaches out to the poor heals broken hearted sin and salvation spend eternity with god jesus will return sanctification allowing god's character to develop in us dunking in water the way of the believers to be one with god hell is a real place permanent separation from talking with god |
| Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 |
| 12:55 am |
Haiku of Joel Osteen
god wants you to live a life of prosperity not of poverty no bible for me just showing folks how to live everyday lives you should pay your bills live in health not in sickness send kids to college stand straight and upright smile on purpose to succeed live abundantly how to help the poor just encourage people not to be one of them |
| Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 |
| 9:37 am |
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| Monday, September 1st, 2008 |
| 10:27 pm |
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